Joys of Atheism

Birmingham Blocks Atheists

Birmingham, UK - perhaps fearing that Britain is falling too far behind the US in sheer silliness has banned viewing websites by atheists and others when using the township’s computers.

The authority’s Bluecoat WebFilter computer system allows staff to look at websites relating to Christianity, Islam, Hinduism and other religions but blocks sites to do with “witchcraft or Satanism” and “occult practices, atheistic views, voodoo rituals or any other form of mysticism”.

Council ban on atheist websites

In Britain witches are rightly regarded as on a par with Christians.

Edifying

George Bush's Bad Energy

Mayan ruins to be cleansed after visit by George Bush:

Morales Toj said: “We will burn incense, place flowers and water in the area where Mr Bush has walked to clean out the bad energy.”

Indigenous leader Rodolfo Pocop complained: “No, Mr Bush, you cannot trample and degrade the memory of our ancestors. This is not your ranch in Texas.”

Ceremony to clear bad energy after Bush visit

Filthy Lucre

Atheist Money

At least fifty-thousand out of three-hundred million of the new George Washing dollars omitted the magic incantation “In God We Trust.”

The coin’s design has already spurred e-mail conspiracy theories claiming that the religious motto was purposely omitted from the Washington dollars. That rumor may have started because the edge lettering cannot be seen in head-on photographs of the coins.

U.S. Mint admits goof with new George Washington dollar

Extraterrestrials

Global Warming to be Cured by UFO Technology

An elderly Canadian politician claims salvation can be found in secret flying saucer technologies:

“We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough,” he said.

UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister

Thaumaturgy

A Real Witch Can Get You Money

A Romanian witch gives an example of required witchly powers:

“You cannot pretend you are a real witch if you cannot help a businessman get the European Union funds he wants.

Here’s how it works:

“For example, only the other day I had a young businessman who came to me with his papers applying for European funds.

“I spread the cards on his documents, said my spells and splashed the papers with some potions. It only cost him about £40 for my charms but when gets the money thanks to my spells he will be happy and I will be happy because he will bring me new customers.”

EU helps witches branch out

Roman Catholic

Shrine Established for Holy Pizza Pan

The Holy Mother of God’s passion for food themed materializations continues unabated. This time in a pizza pan at a Texas elementary school.

… “They said: ‘The Virgin is in the cafeteria’ and I ran over there to see. My God, it was the Virgin. I cried when I see her with my own eyes.”

One woman came hoping for a healing.

Virgin Mary appears on pizza pan

Roman Catholic

Plastic Crown of Thorns & Fake Beard

Italians are wanting to dress up like their savior but the Vatican is just plain pissed.

Vatican priest Father Vittorino Gorss said: “This is an insult and blasphemous to millions of believers.”

Jesus kits on sale

Evolutionary Theory

IDiotic Story

So that is why biologists get so mad at the propagation of ID. It wastes time. It suppresses research rather than encouraging it. It’s not really a theory, it’s a story. It deflects the young from asking the important questions. It serves to kill curiosity rather than encourage it. Sometimes it is right to get angry in the face of unreason. Darwinists are readily labelled. There should be an equivalent term for the proponents of Intelligent Design. May I suggest IDiots?

Why I hate this intelligent design story. It’s simply IDiotic

Islamic

Hysterical Herouxville

Prompted by councilor Andre Drouin the Canadian town of Herouxville issued the following cultural advisory after one Muslim family moved into town.

“We wish to inform these new arrivals that the way of life which they abandoned when they left their countries of origin cannot be recreated here,” the declaration reads.

“We consider it completely outside norms to… kill women by stoning them in public, burning them alive, burning them with acid, circumcising them etc.”

Eerie to see what is purportedly a plea for tolerance come off like a bit of xenophobia that gives even an American pause.

No stoning, Canada migrants told

The council evidently engaged in research - of a sorts - prior to issuing their warning:

And the Herouxville council members were apparently making that statement not only on behalf of the 196 residents of surrounding Mekinac municipal rural county, whom they had polled. (Sample question: “Would you let someone take away your right to listen to music?”)

How many people did they expect to say yes?

Their courageous proclamation is lauded:

To judge by the more than 2,000 mostly approving e-mails that have flooded the town’s website since its code made the news on the weekend, it’s a statement that has resonated with many of their fellow old-stock Quebecers elsewhere. …

That single Muslim family is mighty threatening isn’t it? Good thing they were warned before they went about flinging acid.

Hysteria over minorities claims a town

Scotomisation

Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda

Jesus Christ is living in Puerto Rico:

Some observers call Growing in Grace a cult. De Jesus exerts total authority over the ministry. As a result, many have defected over the years, including Albarracín’s mother, Regina, who initially turned her son on to the church. “They brainwash you,” she says. Because of their disagreement, Regina and her son haven’t spoken in years (she now attends an evangelical church). “This is my only family,” Alvaro says of Growing in Grace. Such submission concerns Daniel Alvarez, a religious-studies instructor at Florida International University. “I hope [de Jesus] doesn’t metamorphose into Jim Jones,” he says, referring to the cult leader who led his followers to mass suicide in Guyana. “He has that kind of control over people.” (De Jesus responds that congregants are free to come and go as they please.)

A Puerto Rican minister says Christ ‘integrated’ with him. Others call him a cult leader and a charlatan.